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Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 1:15 pm
I mean, he was, but not a recent immigrant. He moved here when he was just 2 years old, and got naturalized in 2008. So, he's not really a standard case. He seems to have gotten radicalized through the Internet.
Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 12:49 pm
He wasn't an immigrant.


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More politifakes by Cannabal

fauxnews - December 24, 2014, 6:40 pm
NOW you're making things up.X-D Or maybe you really are just dressing up in"armchair internet d'rag."Explains why you won't provide a straight answer to a simple question about being a man or a woman because if you're(in a sense)BOTH,well then...ACES! ;-)
fauxnews - December 24, 2014, 6:30 pm
OTC said "I didn't pretend to be a woman, I simply used a Bill Clinton tactic and mislead" uh, by pretending to be a woman. Duh..lolol..Your excuse as to WHY you did it doesnt change WHAT you did.Backwards logic.But on"Kryptob"that's 'normal'logic,eh?X-D
OTC - December 18, 2014, 9:28 pm
I didn't pretend to be a woman, I simply used a Bill Clinton tactic and mislead
fauxnews - December 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Joking aside OTC,the cop didnt have to shoot an unarmed man over a petty crime.That's what police training,pepper spray,etc.,is for.He simply lost his temper,let his prejudices get the better of him.That's what some r outraged by.Ok,gotta run.Cheers! :-)
fauxnews - December 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
I hate it when phones do that. :-( Is that what happened the time you were caught pretending to be a woman? ;-) #59471,#59523 It was the 'phone's' fault,right? ;-p Or are you just an "armchair" tr***? nyuk nyuk nyuk X-D Enquiring minds want to know! :-D
OTC - December 18, 2014, 12:45 pm
I'm not the one who said anything about Mormons, you're making up stuff again.
fauxnews - December 18, 2014, 12:39 pm
Ah,Bizarro world!That square,backwards KryptoN in an alternate reality where everything is opposite of what is true.The only place in the universe where cold is h**,square is round,cats chase dogs,hamburgers try to eat people and where OTC makes sense X-D
fauxnews - December 18, 2014, 12:30 pm
Ah, yes, Cannabal....good ole Kryptob, the planetary nursing home where the KryptoNians house all the redneck low IQ conservative KryptoBians. Mormon? Did you too miss the 'r' and hit 'rm' instead of just 'r' on YOUR android phone?X-D tsk Stupid phone :-(
Cannabal - December 17, 2014, 10:12 pm
If only Darrel Wilson ignored Michael Brown's alleged jaywalking, like most police would do. No wait, Michael Brown was a suspect in stealing cigarillos from a gas station he apparently wasn't even at, nor was there any trace of said item on his person.
Cannabal - December 17, 2014, 10:09 pm
You're right, this one--totally Obama's fault. Totally.
OTC - December 17, 2014, 4:08 pm
Too bad Darrell Wilson isn't black and Michael Brown wasn't white, this would have never made the news and Ferguson would have been spared the violence and riots
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2014, 12:45 pm
Too bad Darrel Wilson didn't kill Michael Brown using a drone strike from two miles away without due process of the law because, apparently, as long as Obama is president, then Democrats believe that's a perfectly legal case of self-defense
Cannabal - December 17, 2014, 3:41 am
Whatever the case, Darrel Wilson's argument for self-defense might've held up a bit more if he only fired off two rounds into Michael Brown's torso. The two headsh**s really do make it look like an execution-style shooting, which is to say, it's a murder.
OTC - December 16, 2014, 9:11 pm
So I missed the 'n' and hit the 'b' on this android phone, like you never make a mistake, armchair grammar cop.
Curlyrocks - December 16, 2014, 8:56 pm
So Bizzaro World then.
Cannabal - December 16, 2014, 8:26 pm
Now, Faux, I think you're being a little bit harsh: you see, Kryptob was Krypton's Mormon neighbor.
fauxnews - December 16, 2014, 3:47 pm
Neither is Superman. He is from the planet KryptoN. Word of advice: leave the comedy to the professionals...and the armchair lawyering. Your views on the case are embarrassingly absurd....almost as bad as your jokes.Bizarro Superman might chuckle so ACES!
OTC - December 16, 2014, 12:45 pm
So if someone as big and strong as Brown was hostile and punching you in the face causing tou to get dazed, you wouldn't have any fear or feel threatened. That's nice, but we're not all from the planet Kryptob
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 3:23 pm
And given the outcome, I still question the details about that very altercation and whether Darrell Wilson's life was facing a clear and present enough danger to warrant the use of lethal force.
OTC - December 15, 2014, 5:29 am
Oh, I thought we were talking about the altercation at the vehicle, my bad
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 2:25 am
What caliber were those bullets again? Because I don't get how Michael Brown's body was over 100 feet away from the vehicle when it was claimed that it was 35 feet from the vehicle, which is a substantial difference.
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 2:23 am
Yet another thing a police officer would do: distort testimony.
OTC - December 14, 2014, 11:59 pm
So you're saying it's a bad idea to act hostile towards an officer, interesting.
OTC - December 14, 2014, 11:51 pm
And Wilson isn't right handed, wouldn't carry the sidearm on his right side, and sitting in a vehicle wouldn't have his head turned to the left to talk out the window (exposing the right side of his face)
Cannabal - December 14, 2014, 3:34 pm
Are you familiar with the concept of entrapment? Because that is just the sort of suggestion a law enforcement official would make.
Cannabal - December 14, 2014, 3:33 pm
No, certainly not. Since it was the opposite side of Wilson's face (the right side), Michael Brown would have to Stretch Armstrong.
OTC - December 14, 2014, 7:58 am
I'm guessing you're not gonna try the little experiment I suggested and go harass a cop?
OTC - December 14, 2014, 7:57 am
So you're saying it would take a Hulk Hogan type with special forces training to punch someone in the side of the face?
Cannabal - December 13, 2014, 9:44 pm
Oh, good, because that would make him an unstoppable Hulk Hogan with special forces training. And for all we know, Michael Brown is regenerating as we speak--it's taking so long due to the head sh**s, which cause critical damage as everyone knows.
OTC - December 13, 2014, 7:16 pm
Yeah, that's why i didn't mention the possibility that Brown could have punched him WHILE trying to grab his pistol
Cannabal - December 13, 2014, 5:57 pm
Yeah, man, this whole incident is just way too d'amn confusing.
foxrecon19d - December 13, 2014, 1:09 pm
Implying? Instead of coming out and saying exactly what you mean, you admit to "implying." "...thanks for another peek at that skewed psyche of yours."
foxrecon19d - December 13, 2014, 1:09 pm
Implying? Instead of coming out and saying exactly what you mean, you admit to "implying." "...thanks for another peek at that skewed psyche of yours."
OTC - December 13, 2014, 9:57 am
my bad, I didn't realize the punch could NOT have possibly come before or after trying to grab the sidearm. He must not have tried to rush him either, right? I mean, if he was trying to grab a sidearm, then he would have been too close to rush him
Cannabal - December 13, 2014, 4:15 am
.....Wasn't that left hand busy trying to get a hold of the sidearm?
OTC - December 13, 2014, 12:31 am
That is a mystery, because sitting in the driver seat you can't turn your head far enough to the left to expose the right side of your face, and a right handed person will never ever use the left hand to punch someone
foxrecon19d - December 13, 2014, 12:26 am
Implying? Instead of coming out and saying exactly what you mean, you admit to "implying." "...thanks for another peek at that skewed psyche of yours."
Cannabal - December 12, 2014, 6:20 pm
Zimmerman had mixed-martial arts training, and yet he couldn't defend himself against a 17-year-old male? That's triflin', homes.
Cannabal - December 12, 2014, 6:16 pm
Just like Whitey to play the Race Card.
Cannabal - December 12, 2014, 6:15 pm
Question: how did Darrel Wilson get hit on the right side of his face, leaving a distinct bruise on his right cheek while sitting in the DRIVER side of his vehicle, whilst allegedly being attacked by a RIGHT-HANDED Michael Brown? You know what, forget it.
OTC - December 12, 2014, 4:11 pm
Of cousre, if you're white and harass a black cop, it won't get any media attention
OTC - December 12, 2014, 3:56 pm
Here's an experiment for you bleeding hearts, act hostile towards a cop and try to grab his pistol and see what that gets you
OTC - December 12, 2014, 3:53 pm
Correction crank, skewed psyche of the media
OTC - December 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
You want to "buy" a chance? How much you willing to pay?
OTC - December 12, 2014, 3:50 pm
If you listen to the call and not what the liberal media cut and spliced, when told not to engage, Zimmerman ceased
crankyhead - December 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
That's not what I'm asking or implying fox, but thanks for another peek at that skewed psyche of yours.
foxrecon19d - December 12, 2014, 1:56 pm
Because, as all us good left-wing liberals know, all white guys are racist
Cannabal - December 12, 2014, 1:18 pm
Michael Brown was not engaged in any real criminal activity whatsoever, so Wilson had no genuine probable cause to begin with. And Zimmerman just plain acted like a vigilante when he as told NOT TO ENGAGE with Martin.
crankyhead - December 12, 2014, 1:01 pm
Just out of curiosity OTC, and don't answer if you don't want to, it won't bother me... are you a white guy, buy any chance?
crankyhead - December 12, 2014, 1:00 pm
Last I checked, they made the news because they were sh** dead while unarmed, and the shooter was allowed to walk away without a trial.
OTC - December 12, 2014, 12:30 pm
I've had dealings with officers and not one time did any of them (black or white) pull their pistol and shoot me. oh that's right, I acted civil and polite, not aggressive and hostile
OTC - December 12, 2014, 12:25 pm
Last i checked, Brown and Martin's aggressive actions is why they made the news
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 3:00 pm
Last I checked, both Wilson and Zimmerman got their day in court, unlike Brown and Martin.
OTC - December 10, 2014, 6:34 pm
Or to Hispanics the media dub as being 'white'?
OTC - December 10, 2014, 6:32 pm
Innocent until proven guilty, guess that doesn't apply to white cops?
Cannabal - December 7, 2014, 8:06 pm
When an officer uses the service sidearm, it is supposed to remain in its respective holster until it is needed for investigation. For some reason, it was placed in an evidence envelope immediately when Wilson went to the station. I wonder why.....
OTC - December 7, 2014, 7:47 pm
Tampered with evidence, that's a good one
Cannabal - December 7, 2014, 2:08 pm
correct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbRIfHW7IoU
Cannabal - December 7, 2014, 2:05 pm
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Eric-Garner-Chokehold-Police-Custody-Cause-of-Death-Staten-Island-Medical-Examiner-269396151.html
Cannabal - December 7, 2014, 2:05 pm
Good point: Wilson tampered with evidence and gave bogus testimony, so I can't blame the grand jury entirely for not indicting him. Then again, I see this happen.
Cannabal - December 7, 2014, 2:01 pm
You know what, Chris Rock is right: Michael Brown should not have walked across the street without a white friend. And since we bringin' up Chris Rock...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8&feature=youtu.be
OTC - December 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8&feature=youtu.be
OTC - December 7, 2014, 1:08 pm
Strange indeed, because anything you touch leaves permanent fingerprints, even if someone else grabbed the sidearm afterwards, Brown's prints should have remained
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:19 pm
Y'know the strangest thing about Wilson's testimony: Michael Brown's fingerprints didn't show up on his sidearm at all.
Cyberhagen - December 6, 2014, 1:02 pm
So what's a cop supposed to do when someone twice his size bum rushes him, hits him, resists arrest, and tries to grab his gun? Armchair cops are pathetic.
Cannabal - December 4, 2014, 9:53 pm
What's validating looting now?
Zeitguy - December 4, 2014, 9:43 pm
Validating looting, scary how some people overlook the obvious.
fauxnews - December 3, 2014, 6:29 pm
True. Scary how some people overlook the obvious. Good poster. ACES!


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